I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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