That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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