8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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