Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We smell like vodka and hangover
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