yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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