she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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