i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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