Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I believe in your delicious
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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