problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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