everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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