What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I love you.
Bad choice
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