I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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