I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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