I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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