I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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