I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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