But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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