she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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