Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Dear god my vagina.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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