K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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