He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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