I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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