i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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