Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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