I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
