It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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