I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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