Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Life is so much better after having sex.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
