Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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