i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
They have beer where we have blood.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
