If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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