So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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