Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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