he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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