my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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