She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There r osticjed everywhere
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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