check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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