I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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