She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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