Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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