Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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