The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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