You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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