why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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