New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
