yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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