u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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