it was like his penis was on wheels.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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