Having a random hookup so left but love u
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
wow bdsm is so cute
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Randomize
