nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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