So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I fill condoms, not promises.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize