I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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